Because you guys he probably has one and they're way cooler than your stupid phones you guys.
Because you guys he probably has one and they're way cooler than your stupid phones you guys.
This is Sergeant Sexy with a T, over.
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undeadhero never answers his walkie talkie. theundeadhero answers to nobody.
there was a picture here
In Soviet Russia, walkie-talkies answer YOU.
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The bouquet residence lady of the house speaking
lovehurts here with all your ghost hunting needs
I'm hoping he answers with "Yanky nine niner!"
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
"Hey did you get that acid for me yet?"
Well... I have this predicament, you see, where I am doomed.
I've always been different, ya know? And well, there are these guys outside right now, and they're like "michael" let us in. I've only hooked up with these people three times in my life. One's a Chocobo, one's name rhymes with Camel, and lastly, one is Psychotic. They are talking on the talkies! What do they want from me who are they. I'm afiard. No cars are parked. They sneked to here and wnat in! I can't explain why I'm different okay.
I hate walkie talkies.
With the "Speak" button. Duh.
My walkie-talkie shoots lasers from its antenna.
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theundeadhero has never answered to the laments of the people from his walkie talkie.
He uses laser violence to oppress us all.