Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
"No! This is Patrick! I'm not a crusty crab!"

The sad thing is, I'm completely serious.
I did that once xD

I never answer the phone if I don't know the number, and I'll only answer a number I don't know if they've left me a voicemail before and it's totally obvious it's for me and not some guy named Javier again.