Well my home phone number is the same as the local CVS, with only 1 number being different. (my number has an 8, theirs a 0) so I get calls for them occasionally. Best one was the person calling to say that the condoms I sold him here broken and how he is going to have to care for a baby. I was bored and asked if he remembered to check for holes first. He then dropped the phone.
XD
me: hello?
person: Sarah? (or other weird name)
me: no...
person: who is this?
me: Kari...
person: oh, I probably have the wrong number, don't I?
me: Kinda. *hangs up*
I'm not much of a phone person tbh =\ I hate answering the phone.