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    Some kind of Nature~ Fonzie's Avatar
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    Default What's in your pants right now?

    Don't you dare say your Penis/or Vagina.

    I have some keys, my phone, and my wallet.

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    The usual suspects: chapstick, cell phone and wallet.

    Oh, and a "banana".
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    Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
    Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.
    You vegetarian, you!

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    A wallet and my keys.

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    I don't really have anything there right now. Unless you count four pounds of jello, which I'm sure you don't.

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    If locations on people's profiels at EoFF are to be believed - and I cannot think of a source I trust more - NeoTifa is.

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    My vagina. And my legs.
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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    Wallet and a usb drive.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Default None of you saw this coming

    My vagina


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoTifa View Post
    My vagina. And my legs.
    You're a guy though lol

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    Some nickles. Maybe a dime or two.

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    No I'm not!!!!

    Psy >_>
    Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ


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    I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

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    me. my chapstick

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