Anything by Rammstein

Make up any two second guitar riff, repeat it about 100 times, add some monotone singing/growling, and you've got Rammstein. Probably the only metal band I've ever heard that puts me to sleep rather than getting pumped up. They would be NOTHING if they didn't make up for their lack of musical talent by using sound effects to make their guitars sound loud and heavy.

At least the FFX song that they play is better than 99% of their other stuff. Oh wait, technically you can't even give Rammstein any credit, since it was Nobuo Uematsu who composed it, Rammstein just played it.