Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
I'd go British civil war on his ass...quite literally british civil war on his ass.

During the british civil war when the king was captured he was tortured to death by the insertion of a red hot iron poker in to his anus slowly easing it in and inserting it about an inch deeper each time. Surprisingly the King survived long enough that the hot poker eventually killed him by penetrating his stomach, his stomach juices killed him. This was considered great irony for the king had a penchant for young boys.....

I like that idea on this guy, perhaps lock him in his dungeon whilst raping him with the iron poker 3000 times and putting out one of his watery eyes with it whilst it's still covered in his fecal matter.

Yes, I know I am suitably sickening and evil at the same time, whats wrong with that?
That wasn't the British (English) Civil War. Charles I was simply beheaded (nor did he have a penchant for young boys). I have a theory that he lost power simply because his Scottish accent was so thick that no one could understand him. In any case, that was Edward II in 1327. I suppose it was kind of a Civil War, in that his wife and his lover usurped the throne, but eh, not really. It certainly wasn't a British one, as Robert Bruce was ruling over an independent Scotland and would make that title official with the Treaty of Northampton in 1329 with Isabella and Mortimer.