"Hello, Dennis speaking."
"Hi, Mr. Dennis, bla bla bla bullsh!t bla bla"
"..."
"bla bla bla so if you just press 0, then # on your phone.."
"No."
"But bla bla bla.."
"No."
"But sir, bla bla bla.." (This is where I got fed up)
"It must be sad."
"bla.. what?"
"Going around calling people to find someone more stupid than you.. Difficult, isn't it?"
*click*
"...Idiot."