I think someone should sing this instead:

I'm an awesome ol' peach
Quality flavor to the other fruits I teach
And to my perfection they always reach
Cuz I'm the best damn fruit in the whole damn land

I'm a sweet plump peach
And I can squish a strawberry
with skills that are legendary
Cuz I'm the best damn fruit in the whole damn land

I'm an awesome ol' peach
You can smash me on your forehead
Don't put me in a sissy milkshake
Cuz I'm the best damn fruit in the whole damn land