I love it when this happens. It lets me know who I need to teabag. I mean, sure, everybody deserves a bagging, but there are so many mouths, and I have but one scrotum. A man needs to prioritise.

My personal favourite was during a game of Gears of War. Some guy came on and said his kids were going to be playing so nobody was allowed to swear. Oh, sure, expose your children to brutal and violent chainsaw massacres, but god forbid they hear naughty words!

I am actually somewhat guilty of this, though. I gave the mic to my brother once and he just screamed absolute nonsense about 9/11 in a high-pitched voice at people. The other team were super pissed off with me, of course. Pity that I put in the performance of my smurfing life for that game, complete with my brother shrieking with every kill I nailed. (Halo players, I got 40+ kills in a game of Big Team Slayer.) It's juvenile, but I don't give a smurf. :laugh: