I have a whiteboard and right now it says:

Today's animal: pretzel
Today's idiot: Rina
Today's motto: The one who doesn't eat, also doesn't poop.

below that it's mostly just synonyms of vagina and the occasional nude drawing. My friends tends to go bananas when they see that "omg i haf a whietbord!!!11111"
It's pretty cool though, gives me something to read.