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    Its brilliant when a thread starts off with a demeaning comment towards one gender, cause then the other gender can just lash out. You know, get all that frustration by todays PC out of their system

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croyles View Post
    Its brilliant when a thread starts off with a demeaning comment towards one gender, cause then the other gender can just lash out. You know, get all that frustration by todays PC out of their system :D

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    While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Cupcake View Post
    While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?
    Fingers to pat the sandwich with love, hands to grasp them with, and noses so they can eat through smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    If Girls didn't have feet, they couldn't kick people who are meanies!
    You clearly havnt been introduced to a girls second best friend the knee xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tama2 View Post
    To "please" men with them. Duh.
    Agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?
    Agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Darkswordofchaos View Post
    Why do girls have feet?
    They should be on there back all the time anyways. somtimes knees.
    Agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vivi22 View Post
    Well they certainly don't drive any better with them so that's as good an answer as any.

    I kid, I kid.

    But seriously, women drivers: what the smurf?
    Agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Levian View Post
    Somebody needs to crush the grapes into wine.

    So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen

    So we can have someone to rub up against on the dancefloor/subway

    and other sexist stuff
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    I think feet are cool to draw. I like them.
    Thats called a foot fetish

    D: Or not! Lies!! I just think they're cool to draw.
    You need a hobby other than drawing feet. Weirdo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    The same reason women have any body part that isn't aesthetically pleasing; so that they can whine about how ugly it is and have someone compliment it anyway.
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    Yeah I think womens feet are really weird too, i mean, they cant do anything useful with them anyway.

    Apperantly youve never seen a foot job my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Cupcake View Post
    While we're at it, why do girls have fingers? Why do girls have hands? Why do girls have noses?
    Fingers to pat the sandwich with love, hands to grasp them with, and noses so they can eat through smell.
    [arsehole]Actually I don't see a reason for women to have any body parts other than their breasts, thighs, buttocks and vaginas. Does anyone else? At all? Honestly? can't think of any reason at all. Except to keep blood from puring out of all the places where their hands, feet, and head used to be. Of course, if you keep the vagina, blood's already a problem anyway.[/arsehole] me liek feets. them good for standing and stuffs.
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    I just had an epiphany:

    Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

    Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I just had an epiphany:

    Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

    Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.
    Good girls take their spankings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I just had an epiphany:

    Girls have feet so they can run away and you can playfully chase them before, upon catching, throwing her over your knee for a sound spanking.

    Wouldn't be fun if they couldn't make a futile attempt at escape.
    Good girls take their spankings.
    They're not all good girls, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Good girls take their spankings.
    They're not all good girls, though
    Like Rye! Bad girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall Banana View Post
    Good girls take their spankings.
    They're not all good girls, though
    Like Rye! Bad girl.
    :tpg:

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    Well then it would suck if you didn't have feet, wouldn't it?
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