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    Default Why Do Girls Have Feet?

    I think boys should have to carry us around all day. Why do we have feet? Most the girls I know think they're really gross.


    :strut::foot:

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    I like my feet! My toes are long like floorfingers.

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    Men don't like to see women crawl.

    At least.. most of us. >_>


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    It's so you can paint your nails and wear shoes that make sounds when you walk

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    Excellent points, everyone.

    "floorfingers" hehehehehe

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    If Girls didn't have feet, they couldn't kick people who are meanies!

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    To "please" men with them. Duh.
    Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky me again! I hardly knew I should use me feet again!

    What do you have to say for yourself?

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    If they didn't have feet, how would they stand in front of the stove?

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    Barestumped and pregnant? Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    I'm not carrying around any freaks.

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    Why do girls have feet?
    They should be on there back all the time anyways. somtimes knees.


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    I agree. Bring back foot binding!

    p.s. talented bricks painter looking for working.interest call dale

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Barestumped and pregnant? Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
    This made me laugh so hard. xD


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    why do girls have any muscle at all

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    We have feet so we can wear shoes with heels so we can extract revenge via kicks to the bollocks when a guy treats us wrong.

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