Little late

[scrumpleberry]

OH EDRAWD YOU ARE THE BOST BESUTIFUL VAMPYRRR OF ALL TIME

Yyyeah. Check this, bitches.

(not condoning Anne Rice, but honestly Pattinson fans WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. If you're going to obsess over a vampyyyyr hottie, the least you can do is make sure he's actually hot.)


Ahahahahah and in the last book when OMG SPOILAZ for those who care she turns into a vampire, this was the part where I was really thinking "Okay, Smeyer, here is the chance to show us any writing skills you actually have! Go for it!", she wakes up and it's all like I DID A TRIPLE BACKFLIP IN A MILLIONTH - NO, A ZILLIONTH OF A SECOND, AND THEN I TURNED AROUND AND I COULD SMELL A CHICKEN BEING COOKED LIKE OVER A QUAZILLION MILES AWAY AND IT WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS SOOO COOL AND THEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I WAS SO HOT IT WAS TOTALLY UNREAL-

I laughed at that part of it all year. Oh, and SPROILARS Renesmee. Just....everything about her, from conception onwards.

Here is a supar good parody for people who like to laugh at Twilights.