So if I'm reading this correctly, you're saying that I can't enjoy any literature written by a woman because they write like women, and I'm a man so of course I hate everything a woman has ever created? That is retarded.
I don't plan on reading the books or seeing the movie, because every time I read/see something Twilight related, it basically confirms my suspicions that it's aimed at girls with immature notions of love and sex. What a waste of time.