Little late

[Bunny]

I don't understand why he sparkles in sunlight, though.

BECAUSE VAMPIRES ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS

[Marshall Banana]

I'm jealous of Bella's flying piggyback rides on Edward!

I wish that Necronopticous could fly. =(

[The Man]

I don't understand why he sparkles in sunlight, though.

BECAUSE VAMPIRES ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS

Meyer actually had a quasi-scientific explanation for this and it was horrible. When I'm less lazy I'll see if I can find it again.

[Laddy]

Say it! Say it LOUDER!!!

They suck. They are poorly written/directed andit's plain stupid. Edward Cullen has the personality of a McNugget and it's dumb.

For example, how can a vampire have a child when he dosen't have the blood flow to have sex?

[Jessweeee♪]

Twilight isn't the worst of the genre, though

Dear god, there are things actually worse than Twilight? I didn't think it was possible.

Make a trip to the Young Adult section of your local library! Blue Bloods, if you want another bad vampire series

...or Marked.

[The Man]

Wow, I don't think I really want to know.

[Bunny]

For example, how can a vampire have a child when he dosen't have the blood flow to have sex?

Nothing in the vampire mythos directly refers to or explains this. It's just one of those things that happens.

Regardless, the entire thing happened because the author was Mormon.

[Crimson]

Anyone else glad that Underword Rise Of The Lycans came out not long after this? Show those idiots how a a film with Vampires should be done.

[Bunny]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA