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[Momiji]

3. I have always wanted to be a doctor, and that is why I am going to college to become a Psychiatrist today.

Nope. I originally wanted to be a computer programmer, then I wanted to be a musician, and then I wanted to be a pharmacist. You'd never notice it, but even though I'm usually bitter and mean, I really do care about people, so I decided I wanted to choose a career path where I'm helping people.

The right answer is #2. Before 1998, I was a middle child living as an only child, sort of. I'd have an older and a younger sibling, but due to early pregnancy complications, they never came to be.