If I was a unicorn, I'd get my horn stuck in a tree

[~*~Celes~*~]

Was your post supposed to rhyme with your thread title? xD

I'd be a mermaid, cherub, wood nymph, or water nymph.

I know they're all humanoid and not very beast-like, but they're my favorites.

If you prefer beast-like, I'll be a Pegasus.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Was your post supposed to rhyme with your thread title? xD

I'd be a mermaid.

I'd be a vertimaid. Its like a mermaid but instead of it being top hajf human bottom half fish, its left half human right half fish

[Heath]

Gerald Ford

Not a Welsh dragon?

[qwertysaur]

Either Ivysaur, Espeon, or Lucario.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Either Ivysaur, Espeon, or Lucario.

pshht pokemon are real this is for fake creatures

[blackmage_nuke]

God

[Montoya]

Anoobi.

[Gullick]

An angel =]

[Fonzie]

God

Oh, you!

[Tigmafuzz]

I'd be a mix of leviathan, phoenix, bahamut, zodiark, zeromus, neo-shinryu, neo ex-death, sephiroth, necron, alexander, ark, tarasque, tiamat, yiazmat, the nidhogg, jormungandr, lotan, the roc (not dwayne johnson "the rock" but the bird thing), odin, ifrit, shiva, ramuh, quetzalcoatl, the behemoth king, ganon, ganondorf, gigabowser, the ultimate chimera, edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), Raoul Duke, hulk hogan, mr. t, randy savage, andre the giant, inigo montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die), the great khali, charizard, mewtwo, lugia, ho-oh, suicune, entai, raikou, deoxys, rayquaza, palkia, dialga, jirachi, regigigas, celebi, giratina, arceus, zeedmillenniummon, apocalymon, imperialdramon (paladin mode), alphamon (ultimate warrior blade king dragon), daemon super ultimate, the egyptian god ra, the shinigami from death note, the entire justice league (from the unlimited series), and any other really powerful things you can think of in anime/cartoons/video games/manga/mythology/animal kingdom mutation things/carlos mencia's mind/my closet/a telephone booth/myanus (the country)/the freezer/this website//b//japan/(slash)/any other places you can think of to put in this long list of places/cheese. Not appearance-wise, but all of their powers put together without changing my appearance at all. I would be super-human, but with naturally platinum hair (actual platinum) and I could change shape. That counts as mythical, right?
...If not, I would be a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.

[Caraliz]

*snip*
EDIT BY BoB: No, Liz, you shut up.

No BoB

[Jiro]

I would totally be a ghost. Or, more preferably, able to turn into a ghost at will. That way I could take short cuts and scare the bejeezus out of people, while still being human.

Dragons are cool too.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I would totally be a ghost. Or, more preferably, able to turn into a ghost at will. That way I could take short cuts and scare the bejeezus out of people, while still being human.

Dragons are cool too.

Danny Phantom?

[Bunny]

I'd be a mix of leviathan, phoenix, bahamut, zodiark, zeromus, neo-shinryu, neo ex-death, sephiroth, necron, alexander, ark, tarasque, tiamat, yiazmat, the nidhogg, jormungandr, lotan, the roc (not dwayne johnson "the rock" but the bird thing), odin, ifrit, shiva, ramuh, quetzalcoatl, the behemoth king, ganon, ganondorf, gigabowser, the ultimate chimera, edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), Raoul Duke, hulk hogan, mr. t, randy savage, andre the giant, inigo montoya (you killed my father, prepare to die), the great khali, charizard, mewtwo, lugia, ho-oh, suicune, entai, raikou, deoxys, rayquaza, palkia, dialga, jirachi, regigigas, celebi, giratina, arceus, zeedmillenniummon, apocalymon, imperialdramon (paladin mode), alphamon (ultimate warrior blade king dragon), daemon super ultimate, the egyptian god ra, the shinigami from death note, the entire justice league (from the unlimited series), and any other really powerful things you can think of in anime/cartoons/video games/manga/mythology/animal kingdom mutation things/carlos mencia's mind/my closet/a telephone booth/myanus (the country)/the freezer/this website//b//japan/(slash)/any other places you can think of to put in this long list of places/cheese. Not appearance-wise, but all of their powers put together without changing my appearance at all. I would be super-human, but with naturally platinum hair (actual platinum) and I could change shape. That counts as mythical, right?
...If not, I would be a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz.

No, not really.

[Lawr]