Locke: It's BALLS HUNTER!
Locke: It's BALLS HUNTER!
Prologue
When the balls of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Balls of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her balls everlasting
Act I
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the balls
We seek it thus, and take to the sky
Ripples form on the balls surface
The balls soul knows no rest.
Act II
There is no hate, only balls
For you are beloved by the balls
Hero of the dawn, Healer of balls
Balls of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Balls stripped away, the end is nigh
Act III
My balls, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the balls may blow
My balls, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the balls of the goddess
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my balls
Act IV
My balls, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the balls of the goddess
My balls, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own balls
And your eternal slumber
Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the balls surface
Quietly, but surely
Act V
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my balls
To become the dew that quenches the balls
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this balls sacrifice
"LOVEBALLS"
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
Crusader: "Sin always returns for its balls."
Mika: "Those who question these balls... they are the traitors!"
Biran/Yenke: "Buttcrack may pass. Wiener may pass. Balls not pass!"
that acctually works lolOriginally Posted by black orb
Ultros:Well, geez, whaddya want me to do?
Locke:Let her draw your balls. Maybe she'll even make you look good! I'm not cut out for this sort of thing...
Ultros... Oh all right. Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to draw his balls.
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My God I love this thread.
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Zack: You're my... living balls...
Returners Represent!
Zanarkand announcer: "My balls and I never talked so much... whoa, didn't mean to reminisce, folks."
Auron: "The red carpet has balls."
Mika: "Do you not value your friends' balls?"
Yunalesca: It is better to die in hope than live in balls.
Auron: Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of balls or live and fight your balls! Now is the time to shape your balls! Your balls are in your hands!
Rikku: Balls are nice, but that's all they are.
Seymour: Pitiful balls...your hope ends here. ...And your meaningless existence with it!
Lulu: No matter how dark the balls, morning always comes, and our balls begin anew.
This is the best thread ever!
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