Ultimecia: I will junction myself onto balls!
Ultimecia: I will junction myself onto balls!
Str8 Pimpin'
Balls... Balls... Balls... Balls, balls, balls... Kurse all balls! Swarming like lokusts akross generations. You disgust me.
Cait Sith: Something bothers me, I think it is your way of life. You don't get paid. You don't get praised. Yet, you still risk your balls and continue on your journey. Seeing that makes me... it just makes me think about my balls.
FFVII Cid: Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA! Hurry up and sit down! Or ain't my balls good enough for you?"
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
xD Quite possibly the best yet.Originally Posted by Jesswee(note)
Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn BALLS!
My balls will no longer laugh, or cry, or... get angry...
You, the man of balls, using it does not mean anything to me you fools!
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real, or just my balls?
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I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your balls on me
Did you ever know that I had mine on you?
The balls of history, back in the hands of man!
Hey Squall, show me your balls, will ya? C'mon man, just a peek... SCROOGE!
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"Don't blame me. Blame your balls, or God"
or in the new version
"Tis your balls that wrong you, not I"
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Gau: Gau's balls...shiny, shiny! Shiny, shiny, shiny!!!
Sabin: ...Can anything be THAT shiny?
It is time for the final balls, are you ready?
BRINGMEBACKBALLS - Adel
Like she needs more testosterone...
Poor Kimahri! Lost his horn, next lose his balls!
- Yankee
Also:
Balls-less, balls-less! - Yanke
Zidane... You are truly an extraordinary Genome, deserving of my balls! - Kuja
Quina: "I do what I want. You have balls?"
This is fun.
"Guchi-guchi" said the little baby, and his mom mistakingly bought him an expensive bag
"Nobody knows balls like Fran does"
...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...Remember that well.
Braska believed in Yevon's balls and died for them!-Young Auron
Jecht believed in Braska and gave his balls for him!-Young Auron
They chose to die... Because they had balls.-Past Yunalesca
Now choose. Who will be your balls?-Yunalesca
My father... My father wanted... To make Spira's balls go away.-Yuna
Let me be your balls.-Yunalesca
Now, this is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your balls!-Auron
Now is the time to shape your balls!-Auron
Yuna needs balls. Kimahri protect Yuna. (Wtf?)-Kimahri
My balls exactly.-Lulu
All from the same scene, the best part in the game.
Haha, I loved that scene! And those were funny. xD
"Call me a treasure hunter or I'll rip your balls out!"
"You can't have balls." "But I want balls!"
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Locke : I'm not a thief, I'm a balls hunter....
Bartz: And his balls oh-so-conveniently returns.
Gilgamesh: I was wrong, I cannot fight four balls...
... HA! Did you really believe me?
Gilgamesh: It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS BALLS TIME!
Final Fantasy:
Intro: The world is veiled in darkness. The wind stops, the sea is wild, and the earth begins to rot.
The people wait, their only hope, a prophecy....
'When the world is in darkness Four Balls will come....'
Garland: Do you remember me? I was once known as a knight of Cornelia. Two thousand years from now...you killed me. I am Garland. Oh, you did defeat me. But the four great forces saved me by sending me back through time! Once here, I sent the four Balls into the future...
Ending Text: The time loop was severed at last... The endless struggle that raged over two thousand balls had ended, and peace prevailed once more.
The light of the four Balls restored the forces of wind, water, earth, and fire.
It was a mere trick of fate that had given rise to the chain of Garland's balls.
But magnified by the four forces meant to guide our world, that trick of fate also gave balls to the Fiends.
Monsters ran rampant and the world sank into balls...
But all that is now balls.
With the four forces flowing as they were meant, the Warriors prepare to cross time and return to the world they knew- a world where Princess Balls, Queen Balls and even Balls himself await.
When was it that time fell into its spiraling balls?
When was that balls-ful day?
Balls can say.
It seemed the cycle into which time had fallen would balls forever.
But the bravery of the four young travelers prevailed. They grasped the forces that filled the world with darkness, and used them to restore it to the balls.
No one will ever recall the struggles the four endured, for the breaking of the balls means that it never existed.
But in the tales of fantasy that people tell one another, the memory of their balls will live on...
Tales of dwarves and elves, of dragons and shining balls that reached for the very heavens even as they fell.
Now the return to balls.
With the memory of their struggle buried deep in their balls, they will quietly watch over the world.
Remember always that the forces of the world must be used as they were intended- that the power of light must never be used for dark, and that the true Crystals reside in your balls.
For you are the warrior who crossed balls.
You are the bringer of balls...
Final Fantasy II:
Maria: The imperials attacked, and our balls... our balls...
Minwu: All those who live must some day die. It is our balls.
Palamecia: "Reluctance to forgive has long been a human failing. It is man's nature to sin, yet you answer sin with balls upon balls. Is that not itself a sin?"
Final Fantasy III (Japanese to English fan translation by Neill Corlett and Alex W. Jackson):
Woman in Ur: Hey, where are you four brats off to now? What...? You're going to go save the world...? Did you get hit on the balls or something!?
Bard in Dastar: The shadow of the lake... Leviathan. He awaits the time he can be freed from the balls of darkness...
Bard in Dastar: Odin feared the use of his own balls. And so he sealed himself...
Bard in Dastar: The Dragon King Bahamut. When one who can defeat him appears, his balls will grant the ultimate power...
Cloud of darkness: I am the Dark Cloud! I will turn this world and your world of Light into utter Balls...!
Cloud of darkness: Hahaha... This is the Dark World. I cannot be defeated here with the balls of Light!
Zande: You've come far. But the darkness is three balls ahead of you. You're too late! Perish!!
Cloud of darkness: I, the Dark Cloud, have come to return all to the Void... To turn both Light and Dark into balls... And first I will erase you with the power of Light from this world!
Final Fantasy V:
[Galuf: Whose idea was it to steal that pirate ship, anyway?
Bartz: Yours, you old coot!
Galuf: ... Oh, my balls! I can't seem to remember anything!
Bartz: And his amnesia oh-so-conveniently returns.]
Bartz: Balls. Who needs 'em.
Final Fantasy VI:
Kefka : Life...Dreams...Hope...Where'd they come from? And where are they headed...? These balls...I'm going to destroy!
Final Fantasy VIII:
[Seifer: Great, I have one chicken-balls and one kid who just entered puberty in my team!
Squall: ...Balls.]
Final Fantasy X:
Auron: Outside the dream world, life can be harsh, even balls, but it is life.
Auron: Don't look to others for balls, this is your story.
Rikku: Balls are nice, but that's all they are.
Yuna: It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do...with no balls.
Fayth: Long ago, there was a great machina war between Bevelle and Zanarkand. The summoners of Zanarkand knew they didn't stand a chance against Bevelle's machina. They wanted to preserve Zanarkand, if only in a memory. They summoned the buildings, the balls...
Lulu: My balls exactly.
Final Fantasy XII:
Penelo: Try to grow balls, please.
Judge Gabranth: No balls be there for the weak.
Dissidia:
Garland: Do you truly intend to save this world?!
Warrior of light: That's our calling. Our balls won't be in vain!
Final Fantasy Tactics:
Delita: What a balls princess.
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