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FFII: Mateus' Dreadnaught army, they can take a knife in the face!
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FFIV: Baron's forces, they beat up the elderly... I guess they are not that bad.
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FFVI: Ghestalian forces, everyone's favorite iron heads, now in greeen!
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FFVII: Shin-Ra military, are those helmets or berets?
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FFVIII: Galbadian army, damn, they look cooler than my party...
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FFVIII: Esthar army, like something dropping out of a bad 50's alien flick
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FFIX: Pluto Knights, Where men can be men...
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FFX: Bevelle Forces, we have facial hair so we don't get IDed at the liquor store...
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FFXII, Storm Tro... I mean Archadian forces who enlist Deweg and Gibbs...
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Reaganomics!!!