FFII: Mateus' Dreadnaught army, they can take a knife in the face!

FFIV: Baron's forces, they beat up the elderly... I guess they are not that bad.

FFVI: Ghestalian forces, everyone's favorite iron heads, now in greeen!

FFVII: Shin-Ra military, are those helmets or berets?

FFVIII: Galbadian army, damn, they look cooler than my party...

FFVIII: Esthar army, like something dropping out of a bad 50's alien flick

FFIX: Pluto Knights, Where men can be men...

FFX: Bevelle Forces, we have facial hair so we don't get IDed at the liquor store...

FFXII, Storm Tro... I mean Archadian forces who enlist Deweg and Gibbs...

Reaganomics!!!