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    I can't seem to access Windows Update, the thing keeps locking up

    Then again I am using Vista, where your computer going tits up daily is simply a matter of course


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    I can't seem to access Windows Update, the thing keeps locking up

    Then again I am using Vista, where your computer going tits up daily is simply a matter of course
    You mean there's a VIRUS stopping our computers from working? I thought that was just how they worked.

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    Worked more like not worked am i rite lol

    Vista is totally


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    Do you have ActiveX enabled?

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    I keep having these dreams about Bill Murray. Is that a symptom?

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    Only with Dreamscene.


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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    Someone should make a mac and linux virus that simply makes a dancing moogle appear randomly on their screen.
    Nah, someone should make one that makes a popup appear every 10 seconds saying stuff like:

    'And you thought you were safe!'
    'See? Someone DOES care enough to make viruses for you!'
    'lol you can't play touhou'
    'you're soooooooo trendy'
    'you have bad taste in music too'
    'you call that porn?'

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    Updated our Anti-Virus, we'll unplug the Ethernet tomorrow (quality time with DC2 then)... just in case. Too many business files on our computers to be reckless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Updated our Anti-Virus, we'll unplug the Ethernet tomorrow (quality time with DC2 then)... just in case. Too many business files on our computers to be reckless.
    I heard that avoiding logging in on April 1 will do nothing. Neither will advancing your computer's date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Updated our Anti-Virus, we'll unplug the Ethernet tomorrow (quality time with DC2 then)... just in case. Too many business files on our computers to be reckless.
    I heard that avoiding logging in on April 1 will do nothing. Neither will advancing your computer's date.
    There's a lovely little switch on my laptop that disables all internet connections. Can't get any viruses when it's not connected to anything!

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    Hahaha this makes me think of this one time all the computers in one of my classes had the blue screen on them xD

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    This makes me think of Y2K.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Updated our Anti-Virus, we'll unplug the Ethernet tomorrow (quality time with DC2 then)... just in case. Too many business files on our computers to be reckless.
    I heard that avoiding logging in on April 1 will do nothing. Neither will advancing your computer's date.
    There's a lovely little switch on my laptop that disables all internet connections. Can't get any viruses when it's not connected to anything!
    Unless you already have it.

    I'm not going to do anything because I don't care. My computer is a piece of anyway.

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    I couldn't care less either way. Sounds like a whole heap of the crocodile .
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I kinda want to stay online and see what happens. I have a feeling nothing will.


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