I always do a lame April Fool's joke. I tell the person I'm moving to Dallas. Yes. Lame.
This year I also got like 17 people saying, "Check your zipper, dude!" Half of those people were caught during PE. With their PE shorts on.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.