I want that steak!
There's a piece of steak out on the kitchen table. It's setting there, mocking me, knowing I'm too full to eat. But I want it. I really, really do. Even if it causes my stomach to explode.
So have you ever wanted to eat something so badly in your life even though you are totally full!?
Also I can't spell stomach right the first time, I always want to spell it stomace.
All-you-can-eat sushi always spells DOOM. I tend to take it as all-you-can-eat-plus-a-little-more-try-not-to-puke-until-you-get-to-the-parking-lot-please.
Yes, I have. It is a lesson that is quickly learned or avoided entirely.
Protip: don't sip at your beverage.
I've gotten a lot better about it when eating meals, but I haven't gotten a handle on it as far as snacks are concerned :X
When we go to buffets I like to pay for myself because it's like $11 and if my uncle or whoever is there paying for my dinner I feel guilty not getting at least two or three plates, even though I can be full after just one.
IT'S $11!! And I'm frugal and feel guilty.
I don't like eating even what I have to. I have to drink Ensure just to maintain 120 pounds because I don't eat enough.Definitely not longing for the extra.
Last edited by LunarWeaver; 04-05-2009 at 10:29 PM.
Oh geez I know. Especially when it's not even family S:Originally Posted by Yaridovich
When we go to buffets I like to pay for myself because it's like $11 and if my uncle or whoever is there paying for my dinner I feel guilty not getting at least two or three plates, even though I can be full after just one.
IT'S $11!! And I'm frugal and feel guilty.
There's this restaurant that closed down a few years ago that had this AWESOME popcorn shrimp salad with their own original dressing. I just had to eat as much as I possibly could!
I used to be really bad with stuff like this. Now I know when eating something would not be a good idea. Then again, I just don't eat as much as I used to. I can be full after one helping of everything at a meal, and anything more will make me feel sick.
I often only eat one meal a day too. Lunch for me is closer to a snack than it is a meal, and I don't eat breakfast.
Here's what you do (With any food in a situation like this.)
1. Pick it up, DON'T EAT IT! And walk to your bathroom. (I hope you're good at multi-tasking, because the plan is worth it.)
2. Bend your head closer to the bathroom sink.
3. Then wolf down the food and barf into the sink.
Works every time...Every time.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
Usually, pizza is the only food I overeat!
I'm surprised that there isn't a pizza emoticon, considering how many pizza threads there have been throughout EoFF's history!
Last edited by Marshall Banana; 04-06-2009 at 04:16 AM.
Yeah, TJ's burgers.
I swear to god I have eaten so much I have begun to sweat and I continued to eat because it's like fellating Adonis.
*snip*
[mulley]You know better than to avoid the word filter, ma'am.[/mulley]
:Eek: Do you fill your bowl and then take it to the grill and the guys fry it for you? 'Cause if it is we have one of those here too (just a different name).
Yeah that place is magical. :3
Pizza for me as well. I can polish off an entire pizza by myself if given the chance and I'm hungry enough going in. Mostly because I eat very quickly.
Side note to the OP; I just had a steak for my lunch. Absolutely delicious.
I eat whole pizzas no problem, from the tiny to the fairly large. I don't see a problem with it :o just dont eat much else for the day, like if you were going to a restaurant.
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