ER just ended Thursday.
I'VE BEEN TO THE ER 5 TIMES. Three times I was too young to remember.
Episode I: My grandmother dropped me on my head in the Kroger parking lot. She was afraid I was ruined.
Episode II: I was in a car accident when I was young. It must have been precautionary, because I'm fine today.
Episode III: As a toddler, my mom was holding my hand and we were walking in a crowded place. I was being stubborn and tried to either go the other way or no way at all and she pulled my shoulder out of place.
Episode IV: I BROKE MY ARM LOL
Episode V: Asthma attack oh noes!
EDIT: OPPS forgot one. I had blood poisoning once and they threatened (jokingly) to amputate and everyone was laughing but me.![]()