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    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I loled at the first one


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    I got one that said "Hi Tara, I have the photos of your son. They're at my website."

    My name is not Tara, and I have no son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    I think it would be romantic to go for a colon cleanse as a date! Don't you, Shiny?
    No god, please no.

    I got that same spam message yesterday. They are really adamant about cleaning my colon...
    You'll like it!

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