roffle xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: r u boy or girl?
You: a chica
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA
You: you?
You: Sometimes I feel I have a phantom penis
You: but not really
Stranger: good
Stranger: u r a girl
You: I guess you're some horny male then
You: That's just too bad
Stranger: you r right
You: see, I'm a dyke. My phantom penis is actually a strap-on
Stranger: do you like make love
You: so if we were to do anything, I would have to do you in the ass
Stranger: what is ass?
You: Where you poop from
Stranger: japan
You: oh, well konnichiwa then
Stranger: konnichiwa
Stranger: wadaxiwa
Stranger: yemiedie
Stranger: yigoyigo
Stranger: u know?
You: no, I don't xD
Stranger: okey i know u dont know
Stranger: can you give me a chat connect to your photo?
You: I could, but you seem to be a leech so I'd rather now
You: goodbye! good luck
You have disconnected.