Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

[Psychotic]

You: Hello. Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: Hey!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: haj
You: Pop tarts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Oh, hello!
You: Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

[Quindiana Jones]

That was amazing.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love you
You: I once ate a bear. Swear to God.
Stranger: wanna make out?
You: Depends. Have you eaten a bear?
Stranger: I love you
You: Fight me for my hand in marriage.
You: OK, you win.
Stranger: Bears taste like chicken and i love chicken
Stranger: YAY!
You: Let's hitch. Meet me in Vegas in 4 hours.
You: Outside the Bellagio.
Stranger: alrighty!
You: Wear a red cap. I will be wearing four dildo suits, and holding a bear.
You: A real, live bear.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Will he be joining us tonight?
You: His name is Gary. He will be joining us in our honeymoon suite.
You: We're so in tune!
Stranger: we are!!
Stranger: you are my soul mate :3
You: Let's get married somewhere!
Stranger: YES!
You: But where?
Stranger: idk *bites fingernails*
You: I can talk to bees.
Stranger: OMG!!! So can I!!!
You: The local priest here is a bee.
You: He could do us.
Stranger: We are like, so meant for each other!
Stranger: sweet
You: As long as we sacrifice our first child to his love nest.
Stranger: I guess we could
You: Don't worry. First children sucks.
Stranger: ok thats good then
You: We can call it Quin.
You: I've always wanted to kill a child named Quin.
Stranger: yay!
You: Right. I'm gonna go arrange this thing. Later.
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: don't leave me!
You: Don't worry! I'll come back! Like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic 2.

Even better:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: Vous?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you fromo
You: Bonjour.
You: La France.
Stranger: bonjour madame
You: Et vous?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: finland
You: Madame? Ah, non Monsieur. Je suis un homme.
Stranger: france is asshole of the world
You: Oui, je suis d'accord.
Stranger: speak english you mothersmurfer
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Psychotic]

AH HA

Stranger: dominate me if u r a sexy chick
You: I am a pop tart.
Stranger: cool
You: welp!
Stranger: what
You: idk
You: I have a rash I need cream for it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: FAVOURITE:

You: POP TARTS GOD DAMNIT
Stranger: ...
You: Well
You: Just sayin'.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LunarWeaver]

Now I can sit at the cool kid's lunch table.

[rubah]

titanic 2 xD

[Shoeberto]

You: Hello
You: Do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: least you sound interesting =D
You: D:
Stranger: and tbh, I can't say I've ever had one/any
You have disconnected.

[Lawr]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you like poptarts?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The hell is this!?

[Quindiana Jones]

OK, I've got to ask: what is it about pop tarts?

I just had a fairly long conversation with someone, but as soon as I asked "Do you like pop tarts?", they replied that they didn't know what that was and left. xD

[Levian]

Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!
Stranger: Where are you from
You: spain
You: do you have a ps2?
Stranger: no, ps3
You: Ah, I'll buy it at a high price!

I've played too much Resident Evil

[demondude]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello. Do you like Pop Tarts?

Stranger: With bacon, yes.

You: that sounds gross

Stranger: my face

You: I am in the firm belief that you have serious issues

You: I don't know what your face looks like, but I am assured it does not look good

You: Perhaps we can chat and you can persuade me otherwise

Stranger: pop tarts with bacon = serious issues? bacon is one of the best parts of breakfast

You: No, you do not understand. Only heathens eat bacon

You: You must follow the true path

Stranger: Your assumptions show how much logic you used in your rebutle

You: One with an ugly face is not allowed to apply logic in a situatuion because they fail anyway

Stranger: Now your talking

You: I apologise for the misspellings, I was occupied by your horrible mug

Stranger: I use bacon fat on my face, it fills up my pores nicely

You: That, my friend, is why you are absolutely horrifying. I think you made my girlfriend go into labour when she saw you

You: It was the shock

Stranger: when i pop a zit, i immediately make sure bacon fat goes into that open pore asap

You: I bet you get lots of zits

Stranger: everywhere

You: Only ugly people get lots of zits

Stranger: I have a small syringe to put the bacon fat straight into my pores

You: I see

You: You still suck

Stranger: I know

You: You should be ashamed

Stranger: I am

You: Good

Stranger: I want to tie you down and pop my zits in your mouth

You: Uusally I would say to build self esteem and eat healthy

You: But I can tell it's a waste of time. You are clearly retarded and lack any form of control.

You: You need to re-evaluate your life, because you make me sick

Stranger: nomnomnom

You: You Nazi

Stranger: Im a rich doctor, dont need to evalute enything

You: I see. You can wear the mask

You: It covers you well

You: I bet they put you in the maternity ward so the babies cry when the are born

Stranger: Moot?

You: So's your face

Stranger: Your kinda awesome

You: I don't need to know that. A dead person could tell me that

Stranger: Your also very cocky :P

You: A man like em has to be

You: *me

You: I feel slightly ill being in the vicinity of a lacky such as yourself. I will leave, mostly to rid myself of that horrible smell, partly because, quite frankly, you suck.

You: Toodles

You have disconnected.

I'm not usually that cocky, I was just trying to see if I could get him really annoyed and stuff.

[qwertysaur]

[q]
Stranger: hai

You: do you like pop tarts?

Stranger: i like pop tarts

Stranger: do you like pop tarts

You: yes

Stranger: cool

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/q]

[NeoTifa]

I gave this a try. Talking to some Brazilian kid. :\

[Shoeberto]

I WIN!

You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: YES
You: cool!
Stranger: I LOVE THEM
You: how many could you eat?
Stranger: A WHOLE BOX
Stranger: MAYBE MORE
You: wow!
You: I really like your enthusiasm!
Stranger: THANKS!
You: you're welcome!
You: bye!
You have disconnected.

[Værn]

I just had an hour long conversation with someone and she gave me her MSN. xD

That happened to me too. I've been talking to her for the past four hours, and she just went to sleep o.o

And I also pulled PG-sama into the conversation when she asked why I had a Pikachu emoticon.

[Lawr]

Hsu wins!