Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

[demondude]

You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So far, this has happened every time. :P

I dunno if anybody else was doing it, but if not, then that was probably me. xD

[Captain Maxx Power]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello?
Stranger: were u from?
Stranger: wat age?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Male or female
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm not sure, they've got me locked up in here!
You: They won't let me out
Stranger: WTF
You: Seriously
You: Help me!
Stranger: Fudge this

Some people just don't care for captured people.

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: asjmclmfp?
Stranger: ok
You: It's a new acronym
You: An extended version of asl
Stranger: how ?
You: it means age, sex, job, married, children, location, music, film and porn
Stranger: I male
You: That's only one of the nine things I asked you
Stranger: make love with U ?
You: You can try
You: Though I warn you I can become violent without notice
You: Also you still haven't answered my question
Stranger: u male or female ?
You: Dammit Stranger, this isn't about me it's about you!
Stranger: age 24, sex male, job no, married no, children no, location Beijing, music ?, film ? and porn ?
You: music, film and porn are your favourites of those types respectively
Stranger: sofe music
Stranger: hongkong film
Stranger: what's porn? forgive me
You: Dirty stuff, you know, mammary glands, male parts and the like
Stranger: just so so, not so perticular
You: You like any kind?
Stranger: I dislike mouse and so on
You: Mouse porn?
Stranger: I can't catch porn exactly
Stranger: and your corresponding info ?
You: Pft, I ain't giving my info to a stranger
You: You'd have to be retarded
You have disconnected.

[Rantz]

People just don't appreciate some good mouse porn these days.

[Caraliz]

lol mouse porn