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You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Stranger: ARE YOU JUUDAIME?
You: just kidding! haha
You: hi!
You:
Stranger: I knew that was a lie
You: xD
Stranger: 8P
You: yeah
You: so, asl?
Stranger: Never
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