Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

[Lawr]

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You: Sup
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Mothersonofa
You: Do you know any English?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i can speak english
You: Oh alright
You: I can't speak any english though
You: We'll have to talk in Japanese
Stranger: ho ha yo gu zai yi ma si
You: nani?
You: You know what screw this lets speak in English. This is already losing its funniness
You: Are you there buddy?
Stranger: 1 sec
You: Oh alright
Stranger: sorry mate ,just 1sec
You: Take your time
Stranger: so are you japanese?
You: Nah man
You: Are you Japanese?
Stranger: NO!!! I'M THE PIG!!!
You: I love that guy!!!
Stranger: I'M NOT THE PIG NOT JAPANSE
You: I love that guy!!!
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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 12/f/usa
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Meh I tried!

edit
This next one is long. Don't get any ideas you heathens.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: whats up `?
You: See usually when people say that I go "THE SKY AHRHAHAHHRAHRHHA"
You: Because after a while saying "The sky" stops being funny! >:o
You: So how is life my little friend. This chat is going to be all about YOU
Stranger: how ?
You: Uh let's do like a question and answer thing
Stranger: okey
You: Go to any forums?
Stranger: like where ?
You: I go to Eyes On Final Fantasy
Stranger: okey .
You: That's where I heard about Omegle
You: I'm on a quest to make an epic conversation here
Stranger: okeyy
You: What about you?
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: how old are you anyway ?
You: Fifteen
Stranger: cool
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15 too
You: A WINNAR IS J00
You: Male right?
Stranger: female
You: Lies! There are no girls on the internet!
You: ( I'm male btw )
Stranger: no, i'm not . i am a female, really . i'm from Estonia
You: Awesome! I live in the USA
Stranger: cool
You: Where is Estonia
You: What continents
Stranger: Estonia is next to russia . you know where is Russia ?
You: Yeah I do. I never learned about Estonia in Geography or World History
You: Man this is tough making conversation
Stranger: okey . do you have orkut ?
You: No sorry
You: That's the Google thing right
Stranger: do you have msn `?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what do you think of we are talking there ?
You: Yeah I wouldn't mind talking to you there if that's what you're saying
You: If you want to add me my e-mail is ...
Stranger: okey .

( btw she's freaking hooot )