Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

[rubah]

roffle xD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: r u boy or girl?
You: a chica
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE A PENIS OR A VAGINA
You: you?
You: Sometimes I feel I have a phantom penis
You: but not really
Stranger: good
Stranger: u r a girl
You: I guess you're some horny male then
You: That's just too bad
Stranger: you r right
You: see, I'm a dyke. My phantom penis is actually a strap-on
Stranger: do you like make love
You: so if we were to do anything, I would have to do you in the ass
Stranger: what is ass?
You: Where you poop from
Stranger: japan
You: oh, well konnichiwa then
Stranger: konnichiwa
Stranger: wadaxiwa
Stranger: yemiedie
Stranger: yigoyigo
Stranger: u know?
You: no, I don't xD
Stranger: okey i know u dont know
Stranger: can you give me a chat connect to your photo?
You: I could, but you seem to be a leech so I'd rather now
You: goodbye! good luck
You have disconnected.

[demondude]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there.

You: We know who you are.

Stranger: really?

You: Don't pretend you don't know

Stranger: yeah, I'll stop pretending.

You: I know what you have been doing, you dirty specimen

Stranger: did you get the cd?

Stranger: oh no...

You: Think it's big, huh?

Stranger: I never meant...

You: What if I told your mother?

Stranger: don't you, please...

You: She will beat you again! Remember when she ebatyou?

Stranger: mom hates gay people...

Stranger: yes.

You: yes

Stranger: it wasn't nice, at all.

You: She will sodomise you this time

Stranger: yeah, I know.

Stranger: but I'm already used to, thankgod.

You: Do you like having a nice, clean virgin sex life?

You: WELL NOT ANYMORE

You: I'LL MAKE SURE SAHE CLEANS YOU OUT GOOD MISTER

Stranger: noooo...

You: Oops, false alarm! I do apologise

You have disconnected.

Man, I need to get a hobby.

[Yar]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Fate Fatale]

Lol. Whoever changed the title. Kudos. I haven't had any fun conversations today. =[

EDIT: I take that back!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya
Stranger: wanna have sex?
You: only if you're an alien
Stranger: wow u sick smurf..
Stranger: cu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heya
Stranger: Heya.
You: do you have aids?
Stranger: Not yet.
Stranger: But I've been looking for some
You: Me too!
Stranger: Shame for us both then.
You: I can't seem to find any on here
Stranger: It's such an awesome disease, really.
Stranger: We need to go to Africa?
Stranger: Yeah ofc.
You: yeah
Stranger: Meet me at my house on Friday, I've got the tickets ordered.
Stranger: kkbai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Yar]

Someone just told me I lost a game.

[Fate Fatale]

Have you never heard of THE Game?

[Lawr]

This looks alright. Maybe I'll give it a quick try, will fill you in on the epic details later.

[qwertysaur]

Me + my sister having too much fun xD

[q]You: marry me

Stranger: im going to changeeeeeeees (8)

You: I'm gay

Stranger: i marry

You: will you marry me?

You: I want chicken

Stranger: yes i will

You: OMG YAY

Stranger: hahaha

You: WE WILL LIVE IN A BUBBLE ON MARS

Stranger: ok

You: AND HAVE 3124320O4234 BABIEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Stranger: hahahahahahahaa

You: ALSO WE WILL BLOW BUBBLES!

Stranger: i will stay at home

You: AND EAT TACOS

You: TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ

Stranger: wtf is tacos?

You: mexican fewd

Stranger: wooow

Stranger: i never eat this

You: gasp!

You: where do you live?

You: you are deprived of taconess

Stranger: so... my wife or husband? ._.

Stranger: brazil and you?

You: America

Stranger: its sucks here

You: =/

Stranger: cool

You: I'm whaever you want me to be 8D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/q]

Edit:
[q]You: I AM JOHN WOO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/q]

[Lawr]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: 春哥纯爷们
You: Mothersonofa
You: Do you know any English?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: i can speak english
You: Oh alright
You: I can't speak any english though
You: We'll have to talk in Japanese
Stranger: ho ha yo gu zai yi ma si
You: nani?
You: You know what screw this lets speak in English. This is already losing its funniness
You: Are you there buddy?
Stranger: 1 sec
You: Oh alright
Stranger: sorry mate ,just 1sec
You: Take your time
Stranger: so are you japanese?
You: Nah man
You: Are you Japanese?
Stranger: NO!!! I'M THE PIG!!!
You: I love that guy!!!
Stranger: I'M NOT THE PIG NOT JAPANSE
You: I love that guy!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl
You: 12/f/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Meh I tried!

edit
This next one is long. Don't get any ideas you heathens.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: whats up `?
You: See usually when people say that I go "THE SKY AHRHAHAHHRAHRHHA"
You: Because after a while saying "The sky" stops being funny! >:o
You: So how is life my little friend. This chat is going to be all about YOU
Stranger: how ?
You: Uh let's do like a question and answer thing
Stranger: okey
You: Go to any forums?
Stranger: like where ?
You: I go to Eyes On Final Fantasy
Stranger: okey .
You: That's where I heard about Omegle
You: I'm on a quest to make an epic conversation here
Stranger: okeyy
You: What about you?
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: how old are you anyway ?
You: Fifteen
Stranger: cool
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15 too
You: A WINNAR IS J00
You: Male right?
Stranger: female
You: Lies! There are no girls on the internet!
You: ( I'm male btw )
Stranger: no, i'm not . i am a female, really . i'm from Estonia
You: Awesome! I live in the USA
Stranger: cool
You: Where is Estonia
You: What continents
Stranger: Estonia is next to russia . you know where is Russia ?
You: Yeah I do. I never learned about Estonia in Geography or World History
You: Man this is tough making conversation
Stranger: okey . do you have orkut ?
You: No sorry
You: That's the Google thing right
Stranger: do you have msn `?
You: Yeah
Stranger: what do you think of we are talking there ?
You: Yeah I wouldn't mind talking to you there if that's what you're saying
You: If you want to add me my e-mail is ...
Stranger: okey .

( btw she's freaking hooot )

[Værn]

I encountered an Irishman, whom I offered to recruit on my quest for world domination. He seemed interested, asked what the plan was, but then disconnected before I could copy+paste the evil plot from my EoY thread.
(I would have copy+pasted the conversation, but I wanted to keep said evil plot on my clipboard for my next conversation)

[Yar]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: lesbian?
You: yes!
You: howd you know?
You: :o
Stranger: no i ask all chatter^^
Stranger: and im lesbian too
You: :O
Stranger: do you have msn? =)
You: no
Stranger: icq?
You: no
You: im at the library
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: are you hot?
Stranger: and wet?
You: for a lesbian
You: id ask you for lesby sex but you said no asking
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ya i will
Stranger: sure
You: tho i do like a stern butch
You: that tells me what not to do
You: its hot
Stranger: oh its very hooott
You: ;D
You: do you wear flannel too?
Stranger: not at the moment
You: D:
You: FAKE LESBIAN
You have disconnected.

Don't try to pull that Anne Heche fur with me. [/hypocrisy]

[rubah]

I can't wait for two eoffers to get in the same convo and both paste the convo here.

[Psychotic]

Why is it that everybody disconnects as soon as I ask them if they like pop tarts?

[Lawr]

Because toaster strudel is where it's at.

[Rantz]

Syg found a girl! Does he love her? I think he does! Oh yes, he does!