Psy, you just have to know how to do it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BABIES PL0X
You: hi
You: do you like poptarts?
Stranger: no
You: I don't really either
Stranger: they smell funny
Stranger: cuz im gay
You: they've got too much bread and not enough tart
Stranger: BABIES PL0X
You: I don't have any!
You: sorry
Stranger: lets make some
You: but you're gay!
Stranger: pizza pizza 15 minutes
Stranger: meet you there
You: k
Stranger: bi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.