Let's make a competition. Fastest to get a girls MSN wins.
Let's make a competition. Fastest to get a girls MSN wins.
Stranger: heyy
You: heyyy
You: THREE Y'S BEATS TWO Y'S
You: I AM KING. KING OF INTERNET.
You: YOU BOW TO KING!
Also Beach Boys lyrics makes people quit very fast.![]()
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: heey
You: can you do me a favour?
You: Say this:
Stranger: maybee,
You: "I think Psychotic sucks and DD is much better"
Stranger: I think Psychotic sucks and DD is much better
Stranger: why S=\
You: Thanks. ;D
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiii
You: Meow~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[q]
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: anal
Stranger: no
Stranger: die
Stranger: die
You: >=/
You: asl?
Stranger: 5, gay, russian
You: KK
Stranger: do anal?
You: bacon
Stranger: CBO
You: :o
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[q]
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
You: do you like pop tarts?
You: do you like pop tarts?
You: do you like pop tarts?
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: help
You: DO YOU LIKE POP TARTS?
Stranger: NO I'M DIEING
You: THEY WILL HELP YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/q]
ahahaha oh dear.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why.
Stranger: ?
You: it always tells me to say hello what a stupid bloody formality i mean honestly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.hmm maybe not so good here but the comic timing was impeccable i promise.Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: no i will not.
Stranger: hy
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: /hermaphrodite
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I dared my conversation partner to disconnect and now we are in a stalemate. Going on about an hour now. Not really talking just seeing who leaves first.
EDIT: I JUST WON YAY
Last edited by Yar; 04-13-2009 at 01:08 AM. Reason: I won.
I honestly thought of Omecle when I saw Omegle before I ever thought of Roogle.![]()
This is the best way in the world to get a girl to draw pictures of unicorns for you on webcam bar none.
I like how this one came out
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: pop tarts?
You: I worship pop tarts?
Stranger: house music
Stranger: starts
You: you worship pop tarts?
Stranger: tarts?
Stranger: what is it?
You: my god
You: he is married to the flying spagetti monster
You: and rides the invisable pink unicorn
You: ramen
Stranger: pastafarian?
You: YES!
Stranger: do you speak with me before?
You: I don't know
Stranger: are you pastafarian?
You: only on Mondays
You: on other days I'm a walrus
Stranger: what is walrus?
You: http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:w.../05/walrus.jpg
You: that
You: :3
Stranger: a fat boy?
You: nope. I glide through the sea
You: the thickness keeps me warm
You: because I like to hang out in Antarctica
Stranger: so you like fish
You: they are fun to hit people with
You: best when the fish are still alive
You: put them in peoples pants
You: much fun it is
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/q]
Edit: It was going so well too
[q]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI DO U LIKE BAGELS?!!?
You: poptarts
Stranger: omg
You: poptarts > bagles
Stranger: i love poptarts
Stranger: but bagels are so wonderful
You: bagle shaped pop tarts
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: that would be fabulous
You: they need to be made now
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: omg wahts your favorite poptart
You: I'm eating a Smores one right now :3
Stranger: omg jealous
Stranger: i love those
You: strawberry is also yummy
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: i hate the ones without icing
Stranger: they're gross
You: they are the boring ones
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: omg i love the cookie dough ones too
You: have you ever read the microwave instructions on pop tarts?
You: cookie dough = <3
Stranger: nope haha
Stranger: i put them in the toaster
Stranger: yes!
You: it says microwave for 3 seconds xD
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: omg i want to go get a poptart now
You: yummy
Stranger: eeven though i just ate 6 fruit rollups
You: :o
Stranger: they're so addicting
You: yes they are
You: it is really weird though, usually when I say the words pop tarts people disconnect =/
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Last edited by qwertysaur; 04-13-2009 at 07:18 PM.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like waffles?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I also told some guy that I was Sephiroth and then he disconnected on me. >:O
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: That's all it told me to say
Stranger: do u know truth or dare?
You: o.o
You: Are you 12?
Stranger: no
You: OMG your mom let you on the internet!
Stranger: someone asked me..
You: Asked you to get on the internet?
Stranger: but i dont know it.
Stranger: truth or dare
You: Oh.
Stranger: @@
You: Is that some cult game?
Stranger: yes
You: Where you dare each other to drink the cult juice
Stranger: er..
You: Truthfully dare each other that is.
Stranger: its a game for little ones?
You: Little ones are joining cults?
Stranger: .you just asked me if i were 12..
You: Yes but i didn't ask you if you were in a cult.
Stranger: okay
You: Are you? Do you practice the cult game of truth or dare?
Stranger: so its a popular and interesting game?
Stranger: i dont know the game before
You: Is it corruppting our children!?
You: Oh gawd someone needs to be told about this.
Stranger: to be honest i cant follow u
You: Don't see how YOu can't. You asked about a game I don't know about. I inferred if it was about a cult and you said yes. You said it was for children and cults aren't good for children so I'm concerned.
You: How is that not easily followed?
Stranger: oh.we misunderstood in the first part
Stranger: i dont know the game and u dont know either
You: Oh I know the game.
You: o.o
Stranger: god..
You: I thought we were talking about the cult version of it
Stranger: oh,no
You: In which I don't know that version
Stranger: okay..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I tried to be weird, but I failed.Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: That was pretty fast. o,o
Stranger:
Stranger: where u from?
You: The internetz. :3 You?
Stranger:
Stranger: im from worl of warcarft of course
Stranger: d*
You: Ah, I see. I've never been there. o,o Is it somewhere in Australia?
Stranger: many lands, big place
You: Ah, I see. I wonder if it's bigger than mars. :x
Stranger:
You: IS it bigger than mars? o_o
Stranger: well, I let u see our map..
You: Sure.
Stranger: click this link and you'll see it =) http://warcraftportal.ro/imagini/ss1-hires.jpg
You: Aw. Not bigger than mars. ;-;
Stranger: but it's nice enough
You: True dat.
Stranger: I escially love northrend
Stranger: coolest place
You: Cool. :0
You: Is it cold? Somehow the name makes me think of coldness.
Stranger: yes, well.. it has few places
You: Ah.
Stranger: but it's also kinda exotic
You: o,o
Stranger: you ainät been in world of warcraft?
Stranger: ain't*
You: Nope. Never played, actually. :x
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: are u into fantasy games?
You: Well, I do like some fantasy games, yes. o,o
You: I just never really tried it. :x
Stranger: I recommand this one for u
Stranger: you can try it out for 10 days free
You: I'll try it out sometime.
Stranger: u should
You: Most certainly.
Stranger: I got myself one friend to play with me
Stranger: I also had an finnish guild before
You: o.o
Stranger: but what are your intresses?
Stranger: not like im going to speak you about wow all the time
You: I don't have much to talk about. After all, I am a robot. :0
Stranger: no music you like? no movies your into?
You: Oh, well I like music, of course. I don't watch movies too often, though. :x
Stranger: what kind of music you like?
You: It depends, really.
You: Sometimes I listen to jazz, sometimes classical, sometimes I listen to what could be considered rock.
You: What about you?
Stranger: jazz ruls
Stranger: I like hiphop also
Stranger: not that average blood elf
Stranger: haha
You: lol
Stranger: wuut?
You: Just watched a funny cat video. :x
Stranger:
You: Anywho, I suppose I should be off. :3
Stranger: ootkos sä nyt suomalainen?
You: o.o Huh?
Stranger: nothing
You: n_n; Okay.
Stranger: are you japanese?
You: No, I'm from the internetz.
You: But seriously from the U.S. :x
You: Anyway, I'm off.
You: It was cool talking to you. :3
Stranger: cool
Stranger: u too =)
You: Bye now. o,o/
Stranger: bye! =)![]()