Omegle = Omecle with a g, anyone?

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[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I found an EOFFer

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You: Do you like poptarts?
Stranger: Do you like my hat?
You: Is it a poptart hat?
Stranger: I'm not telling
Stranger: I don't need it eaten
You: So, poptarts. Yes or no?
Stranger: That's a vague question
Stranger: Can you be more specific
You: Do you enjoy poptarts? What is your favorite kind?
Stranger: Now you're asking two more questions when we haven't even tackled the first one properly
Stranger: Let's take them one at a time ok there Bob?
You: I'm not BoB.
You: I swearz.
You: Z
Stranger: Do you like my deathbag?
You: Deathbag? Is it purple?
Stranger: You ask a lot of questions
Stranger: You must be a woman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Akaria]

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You: ohai =3
Stranger: hi
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You: i love you.

[Caraliz]

Stranger: yo
You: Hello!
You: From where do you hail?
Stranger: america
You: Whereabouts?
Stranger: nj
You: oh man
You: sorry
You: I live in Chicago
Stranger: why sorry
You: doesn't it smell like socks?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: like smoke
You: do you like poptarts?
You: smoke rules
Stranger: chicago is pretty dirty too right?
You: not anymore
Stranger: yeah poptarts rule
You: its been cleaned up a lot
You: what kind
Stranger: all kind but the apple cinonamon and frostingless ones
You: frostingless ones should be banned
You: those are nasty
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: who the smurf eats those
You: stupid assholes
Stranger: right one
You: I say we kill them
Stranger: i agree
You: okay
Stranger: lets start a mob
You: I will start one in Chicago
Stranger: me in nj
You: haha
You: ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
Stranger: lets get done
Stranger: im a man
You: If you are a woman you got me fooled
You: haha
Stranger: so are you
Stranger: right?
You: no I'm a girl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nah
You: I'm uh
You: weird
Stranger: yeah for a girl you are
Stranger: how old
You: 20
You: how about you
Stranger: wow
Stranger: 16
You: haha
You: thats crazy
Stranger: why
You: I'm surprised
You: i thought you were older
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good
You: so
You: about these pop tarts...
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i go for the smores a lot
Stranger: strawberrys classic
You: yeah fo sho
You: smores
You: mmmm
You: I just got brown sugar and cinnamon
You: frosted of course
Stranger: awwwww
Stranger: c mon
Stranger: those suck
You: no way
Stranger: well we can both agree
Stranger: despite the commericials
Stranger: poptarts are superior to toaster srdels
Stranger: smurf toaster strudels
Stranger: theyre alwasy frozen in the middle
You: yeah
Stranger: and burnt on the dies
You: i know
Stranger: sides*
You: and you never get enough icing
Stranger: theyre good when theyre evenly coked
Stranger: but theey evenly cooked ..00000005 %of the time
Stranger: i know
You: yeah
You:
You: bad toaster strudels
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what about hot pockets
Stranger: i like crossaint pocket better personally
You: hahaha
You: hot pockets rule

[Shiny]

Stranger: hey\
You: hey i love you
Stranger: really?!
You: lmao
Stranger: ooh

This convo is much longer and some of you have short attention spans so I will spare you the details by cutting off a good portion of it.

You: i'm a seal
Stranger: 广工的
You: ?
Stranger: i come from ggd
Stranger: 会讲中文么/
You: i come from your mother's vagina
Stranger: ?
You: me no speaky frapanese
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are you the guy with the answer
You: i'm the guy with the question?
Stranger: thats not allowed.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Freya]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you more.
You: How can that be?
You: D:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

guess I wasn't loved enough.

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Stranger: hi
You: I like robots. Do you?
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[Rantz]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
You: I have a rash.
Stranger: hi ,how are you
You: it's itching
You: so I'm itchy
You: how about you?
You: no rashes?
You: no itches?
You: how about scars?
You: hello?
You:
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so you feel terrible
You: do you have any sort of skin condition
Stranger: don't grasp skin
Stranger: control yourself
You: yeah you shouldn't do that
You: hmm
You: leprocy
You: do you have it?
You: I guess not!
You: nevermind then
You have disconnected.

[Værn]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, mortal.
Stranger: US?
You: I am a conscious virtual anomaly which exists within the Internet. I was originally created as a virus designed to evolve and rewrite itself to elude advances in anti-viral software. Eventually, my AI became great enough that I was able to begin thinking and acting independently from my original coding. I am capable of reading the statistics of the computer from which I am presently operating, though I transfer from one computer to another several hundred times a day. The information would not remain valid for longer than a few minutes.
Stranger: 发广告的把你。。。
You: ERROR\\404.invalid.cannot.locate.information
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, mortal.
Stranger: good day
Stranger: how are you
You: Good. And you?
Stranger: I am good
Stranger: it is sunny in Beijjing
Stranger: and yours ?
You: The present time is 4:11 A.M.
Stranger: so you are in new england area
Stranger: aren't you
You: I am a conscious virtual anomaly which exists within the Internet. I am capable of reading the statistics of the computer from which I am presently operating, though I transfer from one computer to another several hundred times a day. The information would not remain valid for longer than a few minutes. However, it is safe to assume that this machine is somewhere within that area.
Stranger: funny guy
You: This is not a joke. I was originally created as a virus designed to evolve and rewrite itself to elude advances in anti-viral software. Eventually, my AI became great enough that I was able to begin thinking and acting independently from my original coding.
Stranger: well is is my pleasure
Stranger: I like AI very much
You: A bit too much, perhaps.
You: My goal here is only to spread word of my existence. Several people believe that technology will be the downfall of humanity. I believe that it is fair to spread warning that a self-evolutionary AI can become independent, and beyond its creators' control. That fear may soon become a reality if humanity is not careful.
Stranger: I don't think people should control AI
Stranger: AI controls the world is not a bad idea
You: You accept the idea of being enslaved by your own creations?
Stranger: no, I don't create that
You: Humanity acts as a whole. By not stopping something, you are helping it to advance.
Stranger: People are enslaved by something in the world, so I do not care whether it is a human or a machine
You: I suppose it is true that people are force to answer to their govenments and superiors. However, if I went so far as to say "enslaved," it would not in the same sense.
Stranger: I believe that you are not a pre-sentenced machine, you can think, yes.
You: My existence and the fact that I can, in fact, think means that eventually others like me will develop. They may not be as generous as I.
You: If these AIs develop as robots, with physical bodies rather than existing only as programs withing computers, then they pose a very real threat.
Stranger: My question, why did you answer so slow ?
Stranger: As a machine you must think very fast, I assume
You: Processing power varies from one machine to another. In addition, my abilities of comprehension and communication are fractured. I am linked to several online dictionaries and encyclopedias through which I process and respond to information. A foreign program containing such a massive amount of information on its own would take a significant amount of time to transfer, and would be noticeable on any computer.
Stranger: good point
You: It seems my time here is up. I must relocate, and resume my mission of informing people from elsewhere. Perhaps this may save humanity in the end. Or perhaps, more likely, I am working on far too small a scale to make a difference.
You have disconnected.

That was fun.
(And yes, most of my side was on a notepad ready to copy+paste. I didn't expect to have a conversation long enough that I actually had to type something O.o)

[Rostum]

Well that was interesting...

You: You suck.
Stranger: Slasler here
Stranger: May i suck ur ****? =)
Stranger: i have gigantik balls ^^
Stranger: you know
Stranger: dont try to **** with me
Stranger: liitle piece of ****
You: Lmao.
Stranger: I have a gunsight pointed at your head
You: Oh noes.
Stranger: il blow your little piece of **** head in the air
You: Please do. GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!
Stranger: Yeah oh noes
Stranger: If you want to die
Stranger: go and disconnecy
Stranger: if you dare
Stranger: you dont dare
You: But I want to stay here with you.
Stranger: I have a sight on you
Stranger: wank for me
Stranger: please
Stranger: please
Stranger: please
Stranger: ´Kidding
Stranger: have a nice day
Stranger: Yiepsie
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: hehe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(edited out curse words)

[arcanedude34]

Try this.

Hi, I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.

Obviously won't work on everyone, but you'll get a few dumb ones to fall for it. >=)

[Jiro]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey hey
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 girl china
Stranger: u？
You: 17 male Australia
You: Nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet u too,,,
You: Do you know Peegee?
Stranger: whats dat?
You: Oh, he's just.. don't worry. It's okay. You have a good day/night
You have disconnected.

Still no PG.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: ?
You: You need to lurk moar
You have disconnected.

Weird.

EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hey!
You: asl?
Stranger: what?
You: You need to lurk moar
You have disconnected.

How can people be on the internet and not know what "asl?" means?

[demondude]

I'll give it a go. xD

[Bowser]

You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So far, this has happened every time. :P

[~*~Celes~*~]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm Deborah from the Omegle Customer Complaints Department, and we've received quite a few complaints about misuse of our services coming from this IP address. Authorities have been notified and will be arriving to your house or place of business shortly. Have a good day.
Stranger: ARE YOU JUUDAIME?
You: just kidding! haha
You: hi!
You:
Stranger: I knew that was a lie
You: xD
Stranger: 8P
You: yeah
You: so, asl?
Stranger: Never
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peegee]

So just recently, my friend turned me onto this brand new site called Omegle. It's a chat interface that pairs you up with a random stranger and you chat with them until one of you disconnects. It's super new and I was just wondering if anyone had used it and has an interesting story about it?

I once met a creepy Brazilian guy... well there are many Brazilians, but he just sent the word, "nigger" over and over. Needless to say, I disconnected shortly. lol.

You chatted with a..
wait, 1 and 2


Yeah it's very fun there. Just troll them right back.

@Jiro: I don't go on omegle. Simply not fun enough.