Tobi:
<ul style="list-style-image: url(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/ffvhiryuu.gif)"><li>He hates my striped blanket and digs at it with his paws until it either falls off of my bed or is messed up and out of his way.</li><li>He's fixed, but he continues to hump Tiki. The slightest change excites him - Tiki wearing a bow or clothes, Tiki getting wet from the rain, or Tiki getting a new haircut. Also, he watches mom clean Tiki or give her a bath. He's so perverted!</li><li>He never growls! He whines, howls, or barks.</li><li>I think he chews on my hair while I sleep.</li><li>My bathroom door doesn't latch, so Tobi opens it and peeks in my bathroom almost every time I pee.</li><li>If I take him out to pee right after I take Tiki, he must find where she peed before he'll relieve himself.</li></ul>

Tiki:
<ul style="list-style-image: url(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/ffvhiryuu.gif)"><li>She hates that Tobi digs at my blankets. It makes her so mad that she snaps at him, but she does it, too!</li><li>Tiki used to hide her treats all over our house - under blankets, under pillows, inside couch cushions, etcetera. Now that Tobi's around, she eats most of her treats, though.</li><li>She thinks that the Bogeyman exists, and she'll search all over, if someone says, "Where's the Bogeyman, Tiki?"</li><li>Sometimes she humps my arm, and, sometimes, she humps her toys.</li><li>She farts during car rides.</li><li>She won't let mom sleep next to dad. Mom's spot belongs to her now (dad belongs to her now, too).</li><li>If you blow on her, she will destroy you.</li></ul>

Jinx:
<ul style="list-style-image: url(http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/ffvhiryuu.gif)"><li>He loves Mr. Wand on his back!</li><li>One time I took a nap next to him, and, when I woke up, he was sleeping on my face.</li><li>When he was a kitten he ran full-speed into doors and poles.</li><li>He's never scratched me on purpose!</li><li>If you rub his tummy (which he doesn't like), he'll put his teeth on your hand - like he'll bite you - but he won't actually bite you; he's just warning you.</li><li>He smacks Tiki's butt with his paw when she walks past him.</li></ul>

Both Tiki and Tobi steal my panties and pajamas while I shower, and both of them sing.