Quote Originally Posted by Yaridovich View Post
Lolismut--bad taste,
Cute girls eating strawberries?
Wrong, it isn't cute.

Asking for my hand,
Laddy made quite the offer.
Where has my hand been?
Strawberry snacking
Sweet little girl's smile brings
Starry-eyed delight.

Shocking confessions
Lead to sad revelations
Laddy's underage.