Religious sightings
By the way, before we had our house foreclosed, my room had a watermark that resembled the Virgin Mary. I should have charged some Catholics for admission to my holy room. Idol worship ftw.
WHERE HAVE YOU RECENTLY SEEN A DEITY?
THE LORD IS IN MY CORN FLAKES
Religious sightings
By the way, before we had our house foreclosed, my room had a watermark that resembled the Virgin Mary. I should have charged some Catholics for admission to my holy room. Idol worship ftw.
WHERE HAVE YOU RECENTLY SEEN A DEITY?
EDIT: Gah, whatever. My favorite was the Funyun one.
I've always wanted to fake one of these and after a month be like, "It was all a scam! What now suckas!"
Last edited by Rase; 04-16-2009 at 03:05 PM.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
I was born with a mole on my right hand which is apparently where Jesus got nailed into the cross and my dad made a HUGE deal about it when I was younger when he was a Jehovahs Witness...
streme Wheelie
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This is supposedly the "Eye of God".
It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got.
I see God with every glance in the mirror.
Does this mean I get to pour sugar on Jesus and make him sweet. *startes playing Pour some sugar on me* hehe. Then we can spoon him! lol. (PlZ don't strike me down now.)
Loki: I have an army.
Stark: We have a HULK!
I have quite a few horizontal scars across my back, and I tell everybody they're stigmata.
They dont want to know the truth
there was a picture here
This is ridiculous, half of those things just had some curve and a fat head to them. I don't understand people.
God damn you.Originally Posted by Fonz
my sister is a virgin, so virign mary!
xxx Cause I wanna be a super model xxx
No deities lately but if I squint, my bellybutton sometimes looks like Regis' face.
A two dimensional abstraction of a 3 dimensional blob = eye of God?This is supposedly the "Eye of God".
It was taken with a NASA satellite, according to the forwarded email I got.
I guess this is God too.
A guy who sounds an awfully lot like God is in my Bible. =O
Damn, he beat me.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
chris brown'dDamn, he beat me.
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