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    The Sun headline should have been 'GOTCHA!'


    there was a picture here

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    He had to go through the Pain Olympics just to get the thing out.

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    what the hell were you searching for to come across that
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    Suspicious story. I believe the fact that he could have been erect when this happened was left out because that's the only plausible way the fish could have fell from out of his hand and into his urethra. Otherwise, it would've been facing down and the fish would've just fell on the floor or into the toilet bowl; the second one being the one it was probably trying to do.

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    I saw something like this on Metalocalypse o:

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    This reminds me of another not so painful but hella funny story involving a certain member of these very boards! Oh, hey, hi Jack! No, no not talking about your penis mishaps story.

    Still I feel pity for the boy even though he has now learnt the lesson that a fish just because it goes "BoB" all the time doesn't necessarily give good head!

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    Wait.. how the hell he gets a fish in there "while cleaning" ? As someone said above, it defies gravity - and logic. For starters, cleaning a fish tank on the nude ? WTF ???
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    I like the way the article bolds certain words xD
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