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							Congratulations!  You've just been hired at a car company to name new cars.  Since we're short on time and money - we're really focusing on restructuring to make ourselves financially viable - please don't actually put any research into the names.  If you think something sounds cool, go with it!  We'll sort out the PR stuff after the next rounds of bailouts comes in.
Some of the names I've worked on so far:
Apollo I - Ignite your passion!
Icarus - Melt your cares away!
Fat Man - Drop yourself into a city... of fun!
Titanic - Crash head-on into excitement!
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							Car - For Driving!
Colossus - Small Penis? BIG TRUCK
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							Death Star - As if millions of environmentalists cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							I Do You Schoolbus - Long, yellow, and with plenty of the generation of tomorrow inside. 
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							FALCON CAR - MAKE DYNAMIC ENTRIES WHILE YELLING!  YES!
Darwin - Proving Science one fuzzy speed bump at a time.
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							the Hindenburg:  It's a gas!
Katrina Aquacar: hit the beach with great force this summer!
the Vesuvius: It's one hot little number.
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							The Nova. It will be a huge hit in Spanish countries. oh wait.. =/
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							Erect Nipple - Tweeked to Perfection.
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
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							DODGE LASER - BECAUSE WITH THIS CAR YOU'RE JUST A GOD DAMN PRICK
						
					 
					
				 
			 
			
			
			
			
		 
	 
		
	
 
		
		
		
	
 
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
	
		
		
			
				
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