I don't care about what other people pick, I don't care about ZOMG P1R8S R TEH AWZOME, I am being a pirate for one reason only:
Sailors will have crappy outfits in comparison.
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I don't care about what other people pick, I don't care about ZOMG P1R8S R TEH AWZOME, I am being a pirate for one reason only:
Sailors will have crappy outfits in comparison.
Which one gets more boys?
I'll be a sailor. So I can wear the cute sailor outfits ^_^ Also expect i'd get raped on board a ship full of dirty pirates.
It's bad luck to bring a woman on board in the first place.
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I'm a sailor, too!
We can't fight on empty tummies, though. I say we hunt the pink dolphin and eat it, but it's up to you, captain!
There it is! Do we chase it, cap'n?
Ach! The Legendary Moby Pink!
Sailors! Grab your harpoons, big nets and freeze ray guns! We're goin a-huntin'!
Somebody get that mizzen up, for there's a calm but steady northern wind in the air!
A pirate's life for me, trim the sails and roam the sea!
I'm a pirate. I steal the innocence of girls such as Lamonda and keep it in my treasure chest of booty.![]()