I think we can all agree that Caraliz smells like fish, actually the more you smell like a fish the more of a pirate you are I say! fish are pretty cool.
I heard from Lekana that Psychotic's personal main sail has problems getting up.
Sailor
Pirate
I think we can all agree that Caraliz smells like fish, actually the more you smell like a fish the more of a pirate you are I say! fish are pretty cool.
I heard from Lekana that Psychotic's personal main sail has problems getting up.
I heard a rumor that Scrumpleberry is a girl pirate.
...
Lies. There are no girls on theinternetseven seas.
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I heard, and also smelt, scrumpleberry breaking wind onto the faces of kittens and orphans on a regular basis. Also onto treasure before giving it to her fellow pirates, so...
Well, that doesn't bother them or stop them taking it.
Is it any worse than you puking in the pots of gruel before offering it to your men? I would, in fact, say it is better.
Considering that we only give gruel to captured Pirates and Frenchmen, I would have to disagree!
Maybe if you ate some of our gruel you wouldn't have so much gas.
No way! I know you offer the gruel to your sailors as well, but pretend that is a fancy stew!
Also, I have precisely the correct amount of gas for a pirate. It is useful. It grosses out sailors! Hahahahha! You'll never win with your pathetic puke and silly little costumes!
I wanna be Peter Pan.
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I guess it's time to rape Levian! Bend over, my dear!
I'm ruining that monkey island song. :D
I picked sailor. Aye, sailor... It reminds me of a song!
We're a band of lovely sailors!
A sailin´ out to sea.
When you hear our hearty singing...
You'll be sure to jump with GLEE!
Arg, I be smellin' the salty air of the Ocean an' I be seein' the great blue yonder out in fron' o' me. Maybe I should become a poet, and add some sophistocachysun ta this ship... Nah, I like rapin' and pillagin' too much!
*seagull noises* followed by me eating a cracker
Translation.
I was flying around looking for some tasty crackers, ooo crackers, they are so yummy when I saw Levian and Psychotic playing poker. Both has 5 aces. Then I saw monda and scrumpleberry eating watermelons. CRACKER! I'm gonna eat it now!
"Anchors aweigh, my boy.
Anchors aweigh!
Farewell to foreign shores
We sail at break of day day day day
[I forgot this line someone help]
Drink to the foam.
[something somethingI forgot the damn song]"
Epic fail on my part
EDIT: I found it. God save Google <3
"Anchors Aweigh, my boys, Anchors Aweigh.
Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day-ay-ay-ay.
Through our last night on shore, drink to the foam,
Until we meet once more. Here's wishing you a happy voyage home."
((EDIT WTF its not what we sang to those Navy douches at military camp! This is crap!!!!))
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Sailor? Ive barely raped her!
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Pirate!
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