Sailors and Pirates

[Breine]

Which one gets more boys?

Sailors probably. I guess it's the uniform thing.

[Marshall Banana]

Mmm.

All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now. Watch out, girls.

[Caraliz]

I rape everyone!

[Bowser]

SAILOR! Matey! Avast!

I dunno any more sailor words.

[Marshall Banana]

How will we cook this fish? Is there a kitchen on our boat? We can't just start a fire on deck.

Also, the pirates seem inactive, so maybe we can sneak on their ship and kill them while they sleep.

[Caraliz]

Pirates, grab your guns! I smell a rat!

[Madame Adequate]

All pirates are rapists, so EoFF contains a lot of rapists right now.

I'm a sailor then! A very pretty sailor who will do a very poor job of avoiding capture

[Marshall Banana]

Pirates, grab your guns! I smell a rat!

I overheard Levian saying bad stuff about you! He said that you smell like fish, and he might toss you overboard! You better get him before he gets you!

[Psychotic]

I heard that Levian said that he thinks Caraliz's toes are really big and misshapen. I don't know, I just wouldn't want a man capable of saying such hurtful things as my Captain. Maybe that's just me, maybe I'm being oversensitive, but I'm calling it how I see it.

[Marshall Banana]

Makes you wonder what he's said about his other crew members, huh?

[theundeadhero]

I heard Levian say he's going to cut a deal with us sailors so we can kill off all his pirates and he can get away with all the booty.

[Freya]

I heard he likes pineapples. How dare he huh!?

[Blue Harvest]

Avast, Levian be plottin' 'gainst us! Let's make 'im walk th' plank mateys!

[scrumpleberry]

You think Levian is the one really running this operation? No way. He's wearing the fancy hat, but he's not the one in charge.

Kill him if you want to. We can get more men in fancy hats

[Rantz]

I thought I saw scrumpleberry hide a treasure map just now. You should have seen the greedy, selfish look on her face.