AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFL!!!
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
A ceremony in a desecrated church under the new moon, with upside down crosses covered in the blood of my defeated enemies whose heads line the pews on poles, eyes pinned open and mouths agape to the splendor of my finest moment. I will look the bride in the eye and invite her to my world as I sing the song of the Seventh Alignment. If she screams - and, oh, they all scream - her life is forfeit; she will follow me to the wedding bed, but only as a corpse. After a night of sheer pleasure to please the perverted omni-eyes of the Old Ones, I will discard her, and proclaim to myself: "Welp, better luck next year!"
I want an interracial, incestuous, polygamous gay marriage, just so I can anger as many people as possible.
I- I just want to be happy! :kaocry:
I'm with Rantz. He has the right idea.
I think about these things far too much
I always imagined getting married on a nice sunny day, in a pretty garden somewhere that is really green and has lots of summery flowers blooming, with a few relatives and friends. With a guy that's not a dick.
Then again....vegas sounds good too...
If I turn my back I'm defenceless, and to go blindly seems senseless.
The back garden of some old rich dude, who'll die of a heart attack during the ceremony and leave his huge ass mansion to me as a wedding present
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
I don't have a dream wedding of any kind. I've never given it much thought to be honest.
However, I wouldn't mind marrying either Angelina Jolie, Colin Farrell or Natalie Portman
Yay Natalie Portman!
I'm still working out whether I even think I'm marriage material. At the moment I'm not terribly convinced.
As if people need a reason to have a piece of paper that tells them they are obligated to stay with someone.
lol marriage.
To the one I love, in a way and place that would make her happy.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I want to have a wedding starting with wearing a huge white frothy dress with bows all over and glitters and tiara of course. I would ride a carriage (a must!) drawn by 12 pure baby blue horses so I can go to a huge white church with 400 of my closest people inside and I'll walk on red carpet peppered with multicolored petals, walk daintily on my glass slippers toward a boy waiting for me at the altar who I shall make sure will give every penny to me so I can go shopping always.
Happy Birthday to Me