Walruses have giant moai esque statues inhabited by their ancestor-god's spirits.

So let's tally this up:

  • Tusks
  • The best mustaches since WW1
  • They ride giant turtles as mounts and even more giant turtles as ships
  • They speak in a refined and polite manner
  • Diabeetus
  • Moai. Sixty foot tall moai. Trolls ain't .
  • Ancestor-god spirits.


I think that my opinion on walruses should be fairly obvious given that list.