"Obviously Xena is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Sasquatch in inside your panties. Very soon RoboCop, who is currently only supplying weapons to Xena, will join in. Austin Powers has a number of nuclear devices hidden in a pineapple under the sea which RoboCop is trying to steal to help win the war and watch Buffy all night. We must help Muppet Dracula to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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