We were meant to be! I have gazed at you both up close and afar! Give me your heart and hand in love so we may raise livestock in suburban Stockholm, and I ave developed a new brand of robe/massage therapy product for us to live our lives financially with!

Come with me, my Yaridovich! I pledge my love to you! Let us be wed tomorrow and grow old and posess children for us to cherish forever! I WILL DIE FOR YOU, I SHALL BE RAPED BY KEVIN COVAIS IF YOU SO WILLS IT IF IT SHALL MEAN I SHALL HAVE YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!

Come, Yar-Yars, wed me!