Honey Dew Donuts

**Rye** · 05-03-2009, 06:13 PM

In my year in Rhode Island, I've discovered that most things in New England suck, or at least the parts of NE I've been in. The majority of the nice things in NE are things that are found in New York and other locations of civilization. However, one of the really good things in NE that is NE exclusive is Honey Dew Donuts.

As we all know, I'm a die-hard Starbucks lover. But Honey Dew Donuts is so good that even I have to admit that it may be better. A diesel-ass large Mocha Madness coffee is like, $2.75 and tastes like orgasmic chocolate heaven set to the sound of the happiest scenario imaginable to man: Barack Obama and his family playing with their new dog in the park to Two Princes by The Spin Doctors. Yeah, I'm serious. It's that good.

~And if you want to buy me flowers, just go ahead now~

~And if you like to talk for hours, just go ahead now~

Has anyone else here experienced this joy? This is the best discovery I've made since Quiznos.

**Madame Adequate** · 05-03-2009, 06:15 PM

Jed Bartlet doesn't approve of your New England slandering.

**Rye** · 05-03-2009, 06:42 PM

Whaaat? I was paying New England a compliment! The only other thing that's almost completely NE exclusive that's cool is gay marriage! I mean, it's quite a compliment. Even the west coast hasn't mastered gay marriage and coffee, and they have San Francisco and Seattle!

**Madame Adequate** · 05-03-2009, 06:44 PM

I bet you don't even like Honey Dew Donuts, you're just trying to score New England cred, because you know it's so awesome but you can't admit it due to NYcenteredness! Have you ever even been to a Honey Dew Donuts!

**Rye** · 05-03-2009, 06:57 PM

No, don't get me wrong, I kind of hate New England. It's a place in which people think it's acceptable drive the speed limit, which is 25 around these parts. That's something I cannot even comprehend.

But christ, I would tap the creators of Honey Dew more than Paul and Dan tap the left thumbstick during Halo 3. Can you not see it in my big creepy eyes?

**Rantz** · 05-03-2009, 07:00 PM

That is the CRAZIEST donut I have ever SEEN.

JESUS.

**NeoTifa** · 05-03-2009, 07:25 PM

Caribou Coffee kicks ass.

**Vermachtnis** · 05-03-2009, 07:39 PM

I've always wanted to drink a donut.

**Fonzie** · 05-03-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

No, don't get me wrong, I kind of hate New England. It's a place in which people think it's acceptable drive the speed limit, which is 25 around these parts. That's something I cannot even comprehend.

But christ, I would tap the creators of Honey Dew more than Paul and Dan tap the left thumbstick during Halo 3. Can you not see it in my big creepy eyes?

I want to know what you're staring at more then the interesting facts about the mentioned cup.

**Rye** · 05-03-2009, 08:13 PM

The approving smile of Jesus Christ himself at my choice of caffeinated drink. Jesus Christ may have died for our Dunkin' Donuts, but he lives for Honey Dew.

**Fonzie** · 05-03-2009, 08:58 PM

Originally Posted by Rye

The approving smile of Jesus Christ himself at my choice of caffeinated drink. Jesus Christ may have died for our Dunkin' Donuts, but he lives for Honey Dew.

Erm, okay.

**Madame Adequate** · 05-03-2009, 09:14 PM

She refers to this, dear Fonzy.

**Caraliz** · 05-03-2009, 10:23 PM

New England does suck. I lived there for awhile and hated it. =D

Caribou Coffee <3 <3

**Balzac** · 05-03-2009, 10:36 PM

Old England is best!

**Cleric** · 05-04-2009, 03:56 AM

Honey Dew Donuts is fantastic! There are none in crappy Maine though. They have Tim Hortons. =(

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