Honey Dew Donuts

[Rye]

In my year in Rhode Island, I've discovered that most things in New England suck, or at least the parts of NE I've been in. The majority of the nice things in NE are things that are found in New York and other locations of civilization. However, one of the really good things in NE that is NE exclusive is Honey Dew Donuts.

As we all know, I'm a die-hard Starbucks lover. But Honey Dew Donuts is so good that even I have to admit that it may be better. A diesel-ass large Mocha Madness coffee is like, $2.75 and tastes like orgasmic chocolate heaven set to the sound of the happiest scenario imaginable to man: Barack Obama and his family playing with their new dog in the park to Two Princes by The Spin Doctors. Yeah, I'm serious. It's that good.

~And if you want to buy me flowers, just go ahead now~

~And if you like to talk for hours, just go ahead now~

Has anyone else here experienced this joy? This is the best discovery I've made since Quiznos.