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    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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    Hell no, I won't beat his ass, I heard he's faster then Flash.

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    Motion seconded.

    Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!

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    No, I will not go beat him. Instead, I will attempt to get him to have sexual intercourse with me. His name is very attractive and I am sure millions of others will agree.

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    I blame the Indian subcontinent.

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    Sounds like quite the strapping young lad.

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    You had better be careful, or he will beat you!

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    Hehe.

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    Someone should change their name to "Faster Stronger and more Attractive than Captain Fantastic faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined" just to spite him.

    Get crackin', Brits.

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    I wish I had a name half that cool.

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    What a legend.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Good luck explaining that one when he travels abroad.

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    Two Words. Charlotte Cuuhlhourne.

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    smurfing hipsters


    there was a picture here

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    Someone challenge him to a race. When you kick his loser butt, you can call yourself "*Insert Name Here*, Faster Than Captain Fantastic faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined". If you change your name to that, you'll never get laid (again).

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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